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Message 112749 - Posted: 3 Jun 2025, 16:02:41 UTC

This is one of my favorite threads on other projects. So I thought I would bring it to here.
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Message 112750 - Posted: 3 Jun 2025, 16:03:35 UTC

4. How do seashells stay clean?
They wash up on the beach.
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Message 112753 - Posted: 3 Jun 2025, 19:13:24 UTC

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Message 112813 - Posted: 22 Jun 2025, 13:31:53 UTC

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?

It creates a traffic jam.
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Message 112814 - Posted: 22 Jun 2025, 13:33:25 UTC

What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?

A big mac.
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